M&Ms

           While i start eating the 32oz bag I remembered the first time i had ever eaten M&M's. The year is 2000 and i am at work with my dad at Sun Microsystems in San Jose. My dad is the head technicnian, so I got to explore from confrence rooms to where the all the technicians gathered at.  The first place I would eat this delicious treat was in a gorgeous confrence room. The room was decorated with windows that showed the red and orange sun setting behind mountains in the distance. My dad is a huge fan of candy and M&Ms were his favorite because they were small, addictive, and easy to hide from kids. But on that day he made a mistake that would follow him to this day. He gave us candy.
    
           My taste buds were given a gift with a price. The sensetions my tounge gets from this gift is undescribale, but if you have never eaten one before i will try the best I can. It is like being able to watch a cluster of stars away from the busyness of the city while lying on a warm blanket. But the gift have a price. The price is an after taste so fowl that the consumer will almost egret even taking the first one. The only was to extingish the fowl flame is by eating another one. This is the method Peanut Butter M&Ms use to get you hooked.

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       The little boy crouches with his bucket on his head. He moves his hands to his waist. Unknowing to him this will be the stance that he will become accustomed to for his favorite career. That the stance he loved to be in would lead him to succeed in the sport that gave him the most joy. Another thing that he never thought would fade away was the smile from ear to ear that never seemed to leave his face.  He never knew about all the horrors of the world. He didn’t know that even if you do all you can to avoid judgment it will hunt you down, corner you, and break you down until there is nothing left but the shadow of what the society wanted you to be. Even still after you have become what it wants it still finds something wrong with you. He never knew that there are girls that can take your heart, girls that can take your dignity, but he met a girl that took his sanity.  He never thought that she could take his friends, his social life, and everything he ever worked for and still not be able to be angry at her at all.

monolouge

      You think that I am good for nothing. I am more than just extra weight around your midsection. Here's your wake up call. Instead of thinking I'm just junk food here's another thought that you, nutritionists haven't come up with by yourself! Maybe it's not me that's bad maybe it's you! Maybe it's you lack of wanting to actually exercise. Yeah i said it! Exercise it's that thing you hate. The thing that involves running and makes you sweat a lot. You see I can easily be burned off with thirty minutes of running and exercise. I can prove I am good. I am a comfort food!  Who do you reach for first when your husband of fifteen years has been cheating on you from the day you said I do. That's right the f*cking yellow guy with the white cram inside! When it's around two o'clock in the morning and your high off your *ss. What's the first thing you look for. Probably a toilet to puke your futs out, but then it's the yellow star of hostess to comfort the munchies. You see I am a star, maybe not like Harrison Ford or Megan Fox, but to all the stoners and over weight people of the world I'm the biggest thing since they put on their four hundredth pound.