monolouge

      You think that I am good for nothing. I am more than just extra weight around your midsection. Here's your wake up call. Instead of thinking I'm just junk food here's another thought that you, nutritionists haven't come up with by yourself! Maybe it's not me that's bad maybe it's you! Maybe it's you lack of wanting to actually exercise. Yeah i said it! Exercise it's that thing you hate. The thing that involves running and makes you sweat a lot. You see I can easily be burned off with thirty minutes of running and exercise. I can prove I am good. I am a comfort food!  Who do you reach for first when your husband of fifteen years has been cheating on you from the day you said I do. That's right the f*cking yellow guy with the white cram inside! When it's around two o'clock in the morning and your high off your *ss. What's the first thing you look for. Probably a toilet to puke your futs out, but then it's the yellow star of hostess to comfort the munchies. You see I am a star, maybe not like Harrison Ford or Megan Fox, but to all the stoners and over weight people of the world I'm the biggest thing since they put on their four hundredth pound.